Bloody Hell

Run Paul, Bill Gates, and Roger Ebert are all struck by lightning on the same day. All three find themselves in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. They start begging him to give them another chance at life. St. Peter agrees but on one condition

This is the transcript of an actual radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October, 1995.

A man and his wife were getting a divorce at a local court, but the custody of their children posed a problem. The mother jumped to her feet and protested to the judge that since she had brought the children into this world, she should retain custody of them.

Great Examples for those finding it hard to understand marketing.

The yearly Krispy Kreme dream girls, one for each month of the year.

Ever been up shit creek without a paddle?

New EU Language Rules will come into affect.  This will happen over a few years.