Bloody Hell

Signs you may be a Canadian

1. You stand in "line-ups" not lines.

2. You're not offended by the tem, "Homo Milk".

3. You understand the phrase, "Could you please pass me a napkin, I just spilled my poutine".

4. You eat chocolate bars instead of candy bars.

5. You drink pop, not soda.

6. You know what it means to be on pogey.

7. You know that a mickey and 2-4's mean "Party at the camp,eh!!".

8. You can drink legally while still a teen.

9. You talk about the weather with strangers and friends alike.

Signs You May Be Canadian

1. You dismiss all beers under 6% as "for children and the elderly".

2. You know that the Friendly Giant isn't a vegetable product line.

3. You know that Casey and Finnegan are not a Celtic musical group.

4. You participated in "Participaction".

5. You have an Inuit carving by your bedside with the rationale, "What's good enough protection for the Prime Minister is good enough for me".

6. You wonder why there isn't a 5 dollar coin yet.

7. Unlike any international assassin/terrorist/spy in the world, you don't posses a Canadian passport.

For women everywhere........

Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle.

Reasons why the English language is so hard to learn:

1) The bandage was wound around the wound.

2) The farm was used to produce produce.

3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.

4) We must polish the Polish furniture.

5) He could lead if he would get the lead out.

6) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.

7) Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.

8) A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.

9) When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.

"Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways,thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming 'Wow - what a Ride!"

This is a true story ...

An elderly Florida lady did her shopping, and upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at the top of her voice, "I have a gun, and I know how to use it! Get out of the car!" the four men didn't wait for a second invitation. They got out and ran like mad.

A lady had been married to a farmer all of her life. They had cows and
horses on their farm and also grew a number of crops for sale at the local
farmers market.

While shopping at the local grocery store for a few items that she and her husband did not raise or grow for themselves, she came across a contest form while in the store. So she completed their jingle and mailed it off to the
Carnation Milk Company in an effort to win a cash prize, which had been offered for the best entry regarding those little cans of milk found on grocery shelves.

There are some new user features that we have included in the new and improved bloodyhell.com.

Registered users can now have their own blog area as well as post in the forum section, as well as post comments to articles.

Enjoy!

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