3 Beautiful Daughters

An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the God-given responsibility to marry the perfect woman so they could produce children beyond comparison.

With that as his mission, he began searching for the perfect woman. After a diligent but fruitless search on the east coast, he started to head west. Shortly thereafter, he met a farmer who had 3 stunning and absolutely gorgeous daughters - who positively took his breath away.

He explain his mission to the farmer, asking for permission to marry one of them. The farmer replied, "They're all lookin' to get married so you came to the right place. Look 'em over and select the one you want." The man dated the first daughter and the next day the farmer asked for his opinion. "Well," said the man," She's just a weeee bit, not that you can hardly notice, but pigeon-toed." The farmer nodded and suggested the man date one of the two remaining girls.

The man dated the second daughter. The next day the farmer again asked how things went. "Well," the man replied, "She's just a weeee bit, not that you can hardly tell, cross-eyed". The farmer nodded and suggested he date the third girl to see if things might be better.

The man dated the third daughter and the next morning the man rushed in to see the farmer, exclaiming, "She's perfect ... just perfect! She's the one I want to marry!" So they were wed right away.

Months later the baby was born and when the man visited the nursery he was horrified to find the baby was the ugliest most pathetic and repulsive human being he could imagine. He rushed to the farmer asking how such a thing could happen, considering the parents. "Well," explained the farmer, "She was just a weeeee bit, not that you could hardly tell, pregnant when you met her."