Favour

President Bill Clinton called Prime Minister Jean Chretien with a pressing emergency;

"Our largest condom factory has exploded!" the president cried, "My peoples favorite method of birth control! This is a true disaster!"

"Bill, the Canajian pipple would be 'appy to do anyt'ing wit'in der power to 'elp you" replied the Prime Minister.

"I do need your help," said Clinton. "Could you possibly send us 1,000,000 condoms ASAP to tide us over?"

"Certainement! I will get on hit right haway." said Jean.

"Oh, and one small favor please?" asked President Clinton.

"Oui?"

"Could the condoms be Red, White and Blue, and at least 10 inches long and 4 inches in diameter?" asked Clinton.

"No prob'lem," replied the Prime Minister, and with that, Chretien hung up and called the president of Trojan Condoms. "I need a favour, You got to make 1,000,000 condoms right haway, an sen' dem to Hamerica."

"Consider it done." said the President of Trojan.

"Great! Now listen mon ami. Dey haf to be bleu, blanc 'n rouge in color; hat least 10 hinches long and 4 hinches in dia'meter."

"That's easily done. Anything else?"

"Yes, said the Prime Minister, "an print on dem MADE IN CANADA, size: MEDIUM.